Beers n Broads is Randy Davenport
Updated my sexy Lily Munster photo with some Christmas lights. 

Updated my sexy Lily Munster photo with some Christmas lights. 

RANDY RANDTS:  True love is a new guitar, ladies.

RANDY RANDTS:  Ghost Hunters vs. Ghost Adventures. Bagans vs. Williams!

RANDY RANDTS:  A message to Syfy about Dustin Pari and #WhatsNext.

RANDY RANDTS: God loves everyone, even those gay people.

RANDY RANDTS:  Ghetto survival tips.

RANDY RANDTS:  There’s probably stupid aliens.

RANDY RANDT:  A self defense tip for the ladies. Fashion, not fighting.

RANDY RANDT: Wes Conwoy broke the Big Wheel Gang code of honor.

RANDY RANDT:  Note to self… JELLYFISH SUCK!

What is a “Randy Randt”, you ask?

What is a “Randy Randt”, you ask? Well, my friend, it’s this… a Randy Randt is a rant by me, Randy Davenport, that I record on my smart phone video camera since my voice memo recorder sucks. Some have asked, “Randy, how long does it take you to write a Randy Randt?” and the answer is this… it takes no time at all. Every Randy Randt is unscripted, unrehearsed, unwritten, unedited, unspliced, etc. They are all done in 1, sometimes 2, takes and they are all made up on the spot. Something pops in my head, usually when I’m driving, and I hit record and just start talking. My brain moves a million miles a second so this stuff comes pretty damn easy to me. 

So, there you have it. Randy Randts are unscripted musings ad libbed by myself, instantaneous and on the spot. It’s a creative experiment showcasing my creative and comedy capabilities… what little I may have. I hope you enjoy them… or if you don’t… whateva.

- Randy

This trumps whatever you’re watching.

retrogasm:


Everyone loves a clown…

retrogasm:

Everyone loves a clown…

Hello? Is it me you’re looking for? This is brilliant. Thank you to the person who created it. You are a genius.

Hello? Is it me you’re looking for? This is brilliant. Thank you to the person who created it. You are a genius.

I’ve never stayed at a bed and breakfast, because I don’t think I would, ’cause I figure, you stay at a bed and breakfast, by the end of the day, you start to get hungry. “Is that all you got around here? You need to direct me to a Chair, Lunch, Dinner.” I’m going to open a chain of Chair, Lunch, Dinners and put them right across the street from bed and breakfasts. “Come over, about…one. But you have to leave at eleven. ‘Cause you ain’t sleeping in the f*cking chair.” - Mitch Hedberg